Though she appeared calm and always in control,
Doris secretly worried that eventually someone
would discover there was a midget living in her dress.

Betsy was terribly disappointed. The annual bake sale
was over and no one had bought her Meat Pie Head. 
“Next year I’ll go easier on the beard,” she thought. 

Everyone noticed that Bob was underdressed for
the office photo.

Even though they were hopelessly lost, Roger refused to
listen to Mimi’s pleas to ask someone for directions….  

Oh, there was trouble in paradise alright. Adam was tired of
listening to Eve’s demands to put down the toilet seat and Eve
was getting fed up with Adam’s subtle hints for more oral sex.